"How to make Balloon Animals" for beginners

I'm working in a clinic near Brighton for a couple of weeks. I'm staying in an apartment above the clinic. The apartment has no television, no internet and no amenities. I'm mostly using the abundance of spare time to learn Spanish.

The guy I'm covering for makes balloon animals for kids when they come in to get check-ups. So I have also used some of my spare time to practice making cool things with balloons. I quickly found I have a natural gift. Here are some of my talented creations:

My first ever creation: a little doggy.
My genius is already evident!

The little doggy's poop

A snake

Excalibur: King Arthur's sword

A molecule of Propylene Carbonate

DNA of a pre-historic Lepidostrobus Variabilis plant
(about 300 million years old... really!!!)

A rocking horse... which has two asses.
Oh, and his penis is on his head.

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