"Hé Élodie,
comment ça va? Are you going to the pâtisserie? Could you get me some of those delicious bonbons? You know the ones: little and brown with the swirls of chocolat,
and inside with the strawberry filling.
Oh là là, and a
café au lait – with extra
lait.
Merci beaucoup, mon chéri. And when you come back we will have sex. Because we are French
putain."