Scientology in Spain

I guess the Scientologists have used some of the money they've extorted to secure themselves some awesome real-estate in Madrid. I found these headquarters by accident as I was meandering through the little streets opposite the Prado Museum and the Neptuno Fountain.

On car windows too! Einstein loves Scientology!

"Welcome to our chambers. Would you like a seat, or perhaps a plate where you may relinquish your money?"

KNOW your thetan level! Pop in for a testing and a frontal lobe lobotomy today!!!